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Diseases and such. Except, well, their talents aren't all that exciting. Zan can morph into water, and Jayna can turn into any animal, and their display of a turtle in a jar of liquid is lackluster to say the least.

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How could he? Batman's looking for someone to take up his mantle. Spread Shortly after the release of the film in July , several critical reviews of the film highlighted Harvey Dent's adage as one of the more memorable and poetic lines featured in The Dark Night.

Top entries this week. Various Examples. Search Interest. External References [1] Wikiquote — The Dark Knight [2] GameFAQs — You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain [3] Urban Dictionary — You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villian [4] Yahoo Answers — What does this quote mean, 'You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain'?

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